I rescued you from all else,
Your ball and chain,
Your stress.
You were waist deep,
I saved you.
And this is what I'll say.
Dear Darling,
"I'm glad you proposed,
I'm glad we're engaged,
But if we do not make it,
This is what I'll say:
"It's been a good run,
But I'm keeping the ring.
I'm keeping the kids (if we have any),
You can keep my wigs (pathetic),
I want child support and alimony.
You can keep the kids on weekends,
Maybe later I may make amends.
And baby...
We'll be in this battle,
Until I win the war."
*Smiles sweetly*
"Now that we're in this together,
Closer than honey clustered feathers,
When do you want me to be with you for life,
The day I become your wife?"
*Cheeky innocent smile*
